thepizzlygrizzly

Anonymous asked:

please describe what it is like to live in the us??

iguanamouth answered:

every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried

missmaceymouse

frozendailydose:

horseboyqueerstein:

biasexualpotterhead:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

kristoffbjorgman:

if you though Frozen Heart sounded incredible in English, wait until you listen to it in Norwegian

good lord.
Good lord.

UUNFF

…this may be the manliest single thing I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like a Viking drinking song.

I’m 1000% on board with this.

oh my god

WHOA